This one’s not for the faint-hearted. Fat Bastard delivers knockout strength, a skunky stench that lingers, and the kind of relaxing buzz that keeps you locked in and grinning for hours.
This one’s not for the faint-hearted. Fat Bastard delivers knockout strength, a skunky stench that lingers, and the kind of relaxing buzz that keeps you locked in and grinning for hours.
Fat Bastard isn’t shy. This is a big, brash, heavyweight strain with knockout power and a name that’s just as bold as the effects. Whether you’re growing for the first time or adding a serious punch to your regular rotation, this balanced 50/50 hybrid is a full-bodied experience from seed to stash jar. One glance at those chunky buds, drenched in trichomes and reeking of fruity skunk, and you'll know exactly why this one's not playing around.
With THC levels topping out at a massive 38%, Fat Bastard doesn't just come to the table. It flips it over. Expect a wild ride of potency and flavor, with a profile that's equal parts sweetness and stank. But it’s not just brute force. There's a euphoric creativity bubbling under the surface that makes it ideal for those big-brain moments... or just zoning out with a snack and a sketchpad.
Fat Bastard is the unholy union of Goldmember and Monkey Spunk, two strains already known for bringing firepower to the grow room. When those two genetic lines collided, the result was a loud, hulking hybrid with equal parts attitude and depth. Goldmember lends the heavy resin production and fruity overtones, while Monkey Spunk cranks up the dank and drops that unmistakable skunk note that seasoned smokers can spot a mile away.
This one hits like a freight train. The first wave is strong. Seriously strong. You get a powerful sense of relaxation that spreads through the body like warm cement. But before you melt too far into the couch, there's a euphoric lift that keeps things buoyant and just trippy enough to be interesting. Creative thoughts tend to wander, making this a good one for music, art, or borderline philosophical stoner chats.
Flavor-wise, it’s a beast in the best way. Think deep, fruity sweetness blended with that classic skunk funk, all wrapped up with a syrupy finish that lingers long after the exhale.
Fat Bastard clocks in with a monstrous 38% THC and about 0.5% CBD. This is no mellow microdose strain. It’s meant for seasoned smokers or brave newcomers with a clear schedule and a comfy chair. Expect a heavy-hitting, long-lasting high that’s as intense as it is rewarding.
The terp profile leans into the classics: caryophyllene for that peppery backbone, myrcene for the relaxing, couch-friendly effects, and alpha-humulene and limonene to keep things bright and funky. Combined, they build a sensory experience that smells loud, tastes lush, and hits deep.
Despite the heavyweight effects, Fat Bastard is surprisingly manageable in the grow room. It’s a forgiving plant that doesn’t ask too much, making it a solid choice for beginners while still delivering the kind of quality yields and bag appeal that experienced growers love. Medium resistance to fungi means good airflow and humidity control are key, especially in later flower.
Indoors, Fat Bastard likes space to stretch but won’t completely take over. It responds well to topping, LST, and ScrOG setups, especially if you're looking to boost yield and improve light penetration on those lower branches. Outdoors, she’ll happily soak up the sun and reach impressive heights. Just give her some privacy and a bit of protection from heavy rainfall or excess humidity.
Whether you're running a small tent or going all out in the backyard, this strain thrives in temperate and Mediterranean climates and adapts well to both soil and hydro.
You’re looking at a flowering time of around 56 to 63 days indoors. Yields can hit 400 to 600 gram per m2 inside and a hefty 700 to 900 gram per plant outside, provided she’s got the room and the right conditions. And with indoor heights of 130 cm to 160 cm and outdoor growth up to 170 cm to 200 cm, this girl isn’t exactly shy about showing off.
If you’re after a no-nonsense hybrid that delivers insane potency, rich flavor, and fat, resin-caked nugs, Fat Bastard is your guy. With a stable genetic profile, reliable structure, and some of the strongest effects on the market today, this strain is a must-have for any grower who wants to make a statement.
Get your Fat Bastard seeds from WeedSeedsExpress today and see just how big your grow can get.
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