Fat Bastard Auto is a relaxing cannabis strain with potent effects. These seeds grow thick, juicy buds with sweet scents and fruity flavors.
Fat Bastard Auto is a relaxing cannabis strain with potent effects. These seeds grow thick, juicy buds with sweet scents and fruity flavors.
Meet Fat Bastard Auto, a strain that brings together big flavors, massive potency, and easy-growing genetics. This autoflowering hybrid doesn’t mess around, delivering bold effects and a skunky, fruity aroma that'll keep you coming back.
Whether you're kicking back after a long day or just looking to elevate your mood, Fat Bastard Auto delivers every time.
Fat Bastard Auto isn't here to play. It’s got some serious DNA, pulling from OG Kush and Cheese with a little extra punch from Goldmember and Monkey Spunk.
Thanks to its hybrid genetics, it hits that sweet spot between mellow and uplifting, making it a perfect all-rounder. Plus, with the autoflower boost from ruderalis, it’s fast, reliable, and easy to grow no matter your experience level.
With THC levels pushing up to 37%, Fat Bastard Auto is no lightweight. The high kicks off with an energizing head buzz that’ll lift your mood, followed by a wave of body relaxation that sneaks in when you least expect it.
It’s the perfect strain to vibe out with, whether you’re chilling solo or kicking it with friends.
Fat Bastard Auto makes growing a breeze. This strain handles itself indoors and outdoors, taking only 8 to 10 weeks from germination to harvest. Indoors, you’re looking at up to 600g per m² with plants topping out at around 4ft.
Outdoors, these bad boys can hit 5ft and yield as much as 300g per plant.
You’ll catch a funky skunk aroma with fruity, tropical undertones the moment this strain starts blooming. Each hit offers a mix of citrus, sweetness, and earthy vibes—like a tropical fruit stand collided with an underground smoke den.
The flavor stays on your lips, making every inhale and exhale something to savor.
Ordering Information
Our seed bank is primarily located in the EU (Haarlem, The Netherlands), so we can offer lightning-fast shipping to every country in the European Union.
We also have warehouses in the USA & Canada so that our customers across the Atlantic can receive their seeds just as quickly as our European customers.
You can find further details about our ordering conditions related to shipping, payment, and guarantees below.
Our goal is to give you the best experience possible! We ship your order quickly, offer free worldwide shipping, use discreet packaging, and guarantee delivery on all tracked orders.
Free shipping
Shipping without tracking is always free, and if your order is over €55, we'll include free tracked delivery too!
Discreetly packaged
Your privacy matters. Our shipments are super discreet, with no mention of cannabis or seeds anywhere.
Delivery time
For EU orders, you can expect delivery within 2-8 business days. Check our shipping page for more details on transit times to your country.
Free replacement
In rare cases where your seeds get damaged or lost during shipping, we’ll replace them for free!
