Fat Bastard is a cannabis strain with very high levels of THC. These seeds have balanced, relaxing effects and carry a distinct skunk aroma.
Fat Bastard is a cannabis strain with very high levels of THC. These seeds have balanced, relaxing effects and carry a distinct skunk aroma.
When it comes to strains that deliver both in size and power, Fat Bastard doesn't play around. A solid hybrid born from Goldmember and Monkey Spunk, this strain is perfect for those who want fat, chunky colas with a high that’ll make your head spin—in a good way.
At 38% THC, Fat Bastard isn’t for beginners, but for those who know their weed and want the real deal.
This strain gives you a little bit of everything: the Sativa to lift your spirits and the Indica to keep you glued to the couch when it’s time to chill. It’s fruity, it’s skunky, and it’s loud.
Every puff is a burst of terpenes like caryophyllene and myrcene, so you know it’ll hit all the right notes.
Don’t let the name fool you, growing Fat Bastard feminized seeds is straightforward. Indoors, expect to pull in up to 600g per m² in just 8-9 weeks. Outdoors, if you’ve got the space, you’re looking at 900g per plant by harvest time in October.
Whether you’re using a Sea of Green (SOG) setup, trying your hand at ScrOG, or just doing your thing outdoors, these seeds are built to give you hefty yields without too much fuss.
Fat Bastard is for the pros, the heavy hitters, and anyone who’s ready for a strain that takes things up a notch. With its monster THC content and rich flavors, you won’t just get high—you’ll get launched. Think you can handle it?
Ordering Information
Our seed bank is primarily located in the EU (Haarlem, The Netherlands), so we can offer lightning-fast shipping to every country in the European Union.
We also have warehouses in the USA & Canada so that our customers across the Atlantic can receive their seeds just as quickly as our European customers.
You can find further details about our ordering conditions related to shipping, payment, and guarantees below.
Our goal is to give you the best experience possible! We ship your order quickly, offer free worldwide shipping, use discreet packaging, and guarantee delivery on all tracked orders.
Free shipping
Shipping without tracking is always free, and if your order is over €55, we'll include free tracked delivery too!
Discreetly packaged
Your privacy matters. Our shipments are super discreet, with no mention of cannabis or seeds anywhere.
Delivery time
For EU orders, you can expect delivery within 2-8 business days. Check our shipping page for more details on transit times to your country.
Free replacement
In rare cases where your seeds get damaged or lost during shipping, we’ll replace them for free!
