Grease Monkey feminized seeds
Grease Monkey feminized seeds are the results of crossing Gorilla Glue #4 x Cookies and Cream, two great strains in their own right.
The Grease Monkey strain combines the best of both indica dominant strains and those with a little more sativa in their genetics. Relaxing and euphoric, this hybrid is perfect for evening smokers, who just want to put their mind to zero after a stressful day.
Want to learn more about Grease Monkey feminized seeds, keep reading and find out why this strain is so amazing!
Why you should buy Grease Monkey feminized cannabis seeds
A short flowering period
Sweet vanilla taste
Balanced relaxing, yet euphoric effects
Growing feminized Grease Monkey seeds (indoor/outdoor)
Grease Monkey strain seeds are suitable for multiple growing set-ups. You can grow her either indoors, outdoors, or in a greenhouse. Beginner growers might have a hard time helping her reach her full potential, so if you do not have a lot of experience yet, we advise you to start with our seeds for beginners.
When you are growing Grease Monkey seeds outdoors, it is important to know she does best in warm, yet temperate environments. Keep in mind that you have to watch humidity levels with this hybrid strain. Providing proper ventilation and airflow is key to keeping this plant healthy. You might also want to add carbon filters to your grow space, as she can be quite odorous.
To get the most out of your Grease Monkey feminized cannabis seeds, you can apply the ScrOG technique. Read more about this growing method in our ScrOG Grow Guide.
Like all our feminized seeds, Grease Monkey feminized marijuana seeds grow female plants only. Female plants are what you want if you are looking for a guaranteed harvest.
Flowering time
After the vegetative stage, follows a short flowering stage for plants grown from Grease Monkey feminized cannabis seeds.
Her flowering time is between eight and nine weeks, meaning you can harvest her buds within two months after her flowers start blooming.
Plant height
Grown indoors, Grease Monkey cannabis seeds will cultivate a marijuana plant that will grow between 110 and 160 cm.
The Grease Monkey cannabis plant is not the tallest tree in the forest, but she can stretch quite a bit when grown outdoors. Up to two meters tall, when grown in optimal conditions!
Grease Monkey feminized yield
How many Grease Monkey buds will you be able to gather at the end of your grow season? If you grow indoors, you can expect a yield of 300 to 400 grams per square meter.
In case you are an outdoor grower, get ready for excellent yields between 400 and 500 grams per plant. Half a kilo of Grease Monkey buds sounds like quite the haul.
Effects of Grease Monkey feminized weed
When you consume Grease Monkey feminized cannabis, you are in for a powerful, yet balanced high. Like an indica dominant strain, you will feel relaxed, calming your body, from head to toe. If you take a high dosage, you feel your head become heavier and slowly drift away, until you fall asleep. So keep your pillow ready.
Her sativa genetics on the other hand, will also keep your spirits up and make you feel all happy and euphoric. This combination, which will last you a while, makes Grease Monkey cannabis a great choice for when you want to take a load off in the evening while browsing Netflix.
Medical marijuana users have reported Grease Monkey can help with dealing with chronic pain, anxiety relief, and combatting stress. Grease Monkey might also help with finding your appetite back.
Side effects
Due to high THC levels, Grease Monkey cannabis can cause dizziness, anxiety, and paranoia. Make sure to moderate your dosage when you are a marijuana newbie or sensitive to THC.
Other than that, you can experience dry mouth and eyes, so stay hydrated!
Smell and taste of Grease Monkey feminized weed
While the smell of Grease Monkey feminized marijuana is rather pungent, she also has a sweet and earthy aroma, with a hint of diesel after grinding the buds.
That sweetness is even more noticeable in her flavor. You will taste sweet vanilla, combined with the earlier-mentioned aromas.
Origin of Grease Monkey feminized seeds
When you know the history of Grease Monkey feminized seeds, the name starts to make a lot more sense. Exotic Genetix, an American breeder based in Tacoma, Washington, combined two of the most popular strains out there. Crossing Gorilla Glue #4 x Cookies and Cream, created a brand-new strain taking the best properties of both parents.
Gorilla Glue brings a bit of that Diesel taste, while Cookies & Cream genetics clearly descended from the Girl Scout Cookies family. Just like Girl Scout Cookies, both Grease Monkey and C&C have a certain sweetness and can induce sleep when you don't moderate consumption.
The best Grease Monkey feminized seeds for sale at Weedseedsexpress
Weedseedsexpress is not only your one-stop shop for the best weed seeds on the market, but we also can help you grow the biggest, most beautiful marijuana plants. Just visit our Learning Center, or read our Advanced Grow Guide for growing techniques you can apply to your plants for even better harvests.
When you grow Grease Monkey feminized cannabis seeds, you will experience a strain with a unique taste of sweet vanilla, diesel, and earthy flavors. Combine this with balanced effects, that leave you both a whole lot happier and more relaxed, and we just know you will enjoy the fruits of your labor.
Get that monkey off your back, and buy Grease Monkey seeds today at Weedseedsexpress!
