Classic funk, fast finish, and a mellow buzz that doesn’t knock you sideways. Cheese Auto is reliable, aromatic, and delivers that balanced hit time and time again.
Classic funk, fast finish, and a mellow buzz that doesn’t knock you sideways. Cheese Auto is reliable, aromatic, and delivers that balanced hit time and time again.
Cheese Auto is the kind of strain that doesn't need a flashy intro. If you're after that unmistakable stank and a hit that straddles the line between uplifted and laid-back, look no further. This autoflower delivers all the old-school skunky charm of the original Cheese, but with faster flowering, a more compact frame, and way less fuss. Grow it once and you'll get it. This is the strain that knows exactly what it is and delivers without drama.
Born from a cross between Critical and the infamous Cheese Auto, this hybrid pulls double duty. It keeps the funk that made Cheese a cult classic and adds in the vigorous growth and tighter lifecycle of an autoflower. It's got that UK Cheese backbone, but streamlined with ruderalis to keep things snappy. The result? A plant that smells like a head shop fridge and finishes faster than most of its photoperiod cousins.
There’s a reason Cheese has stuck around while other strains come and go like seasonal fashion. The flavor is deep, dank, and hard to forget: classic cheese funk with earthy, woody undertones and just enough sweetness to keep things balanced. Light one up and you’re hit with a clean euphoric buzz that lifts you up just enough to take the edge off, followed by a relaxing, mood-brightening glide. Not quite couch lock. Not quite zippy. Just that perfect in-between high that works anytime after lunch.
With 20% THC and 1% CBD, Cheese Auto hits a reliable mid-high range. It’s potent enough to feel, but not so overwhelming it’ll have you second-guessing your life choices. Expect a steady buzz that won’t leave you glued to the floor unless you go back for round three.
This one’s loaded with the kind of terpenes that stink up a grow tent in the best way possible. Beta-caryophyllene adds a bit of spicy earthiness. Pinene brings in a fresh bite, and linalool lends a soft floral undertone that smooths out the funk. And then there's limonene, giving just enough citrus to keep the whole thing from turning into a full-on cheese platter. It’s loud, layered, and seriously aromatic.
Despite being labeled for more advanced growers, Cheese Auto isn’t difficult in the traditional sense. It’s just a little particular. Think of it like an old amplifier: dial it in right and it sings. Mess around too much and you’ll get feedback. Keep your temps steady, don't overfeed, and it'll reward you with thick buds and that unmistakable stink.
Indoors, Cheese Auto is an ideal candidate for small setups. It stays short and squat, easy to tuck into a grow tent or a tight cabinet setup. Expect heights around 70 cm to 100 cm. Outdoors, this strain can stretch a little taller, hitting around 80 cm to 120 cm, and it does well in drier, warmer climates like Mediterranean and temperate zones. It’s surprisingly tolerant of cooler nights. Just don’t expect it to love heavy rain or extreme humidity. Those dense buds can get crowded fast.
This strain finishes flowering in just 49 to 56 days, which means you’re not waiting around all season for results. Indoors, expect a solid yield in the range of 350 to 450 gram per m2. Outdoors, plants can produce around 160 to 210 gram per plant, depending on conditions. Not bad for a compact autoflower that stays around the 100 cm mark at most.
Whether you’re chasing that classic stank or just want a fast-finishing plant that delivers dense buds and a reliable high, Cheese Auto checks all the boxes. Fast, funky, and full of character, this is one for growers who know what they like and want more of it. Pick up your Cheese Auto seeds today at WeedSeedsExpress and bring home a bit of UK cannabis history, no passport required.
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