secure connectionThe end is near and this strain is your secret weapon. Zombie Death Fuck brings chaos to your taste buds and calm to your soul. Wild name, yes. But trust us, it hits even harder.
The end is near and this strain is your secret weapon. Zombie Death Fuck brings chaos to your taste buds and calm to your soul. Wild name, yes. But trust us, it hits even harder.
Despite the name, this strain is no gimmick. Zombie Death Fuck brings serious firepower in a surprisingly user-friendly package. This sativa-leaning hybrid (55/45 split) delivers bright, talkative highs paired with a body buzz that doesn’t knock you flat, unless that’s the plan. The flavor profile swings from fruity to earthy with a sneaky hit of chili heat that lingers on the exhale. It’s uplifting, social, and just weird enough to make it unforgettable.
And here's the kicker: she’s genuinely easy to grow. Resilient against mold, fast to flower, and productive in just about any setup, this is one of those strains that rewards without the drama. Whether you’re gearing up for a late-night laugh fest or just want to grow something a little unholy, Zombie Death Fuck deserves a spot in your lineup.
Zombie Death Fuck blends two heavy hitters: Girl Scout Cookies and OG Kush. That heritage alone tells you a lot. Dense buds, layered flavor, and an effect that walks the line between energetic and euphoric. Both parent strains have cult followings, and for good reason. GSC brings the giggles and creative spark, while OG Kush lays down a grounding effect that keeps the whole thing from spiraling into chaos. Together, they’ve created a modern classic with bite.
Don’t let the name fool you. This isn’t some couch-locking knockout. It’s a feel-good, fast-talking, appetite-wrecking riot of a high. Expect to feel happy, hungry, talkative, and just the right amount of ridiculous. It’s ideal for movie nights, creative sessions, or conversations that veer completely off track.
Flavor-wise, Zombie Death Fuck is surprisingly layered. Up front you get juicy fruit notes, followed by rich earthiness, and then a tingle of chili on the finish. It’s weird, it’s bold, and it works.
With 23% THC and 0.5% CBD, Zombie Death Fuck has enough potency to satisfy regular users without overwhelming newer smokers. The balance of cannabinoids makes for a clean, controlled high that sticks around without turning too heavy or anxious.
This strain’s terp profile is just as wild as the name suggests. Myrcene and Ocimene bring the sweet, fruity baseline. Beta Caryophyllene and Eugenol add that warm, spicy bite. And if you’re chasing clarity and mood lift, Alpha Pinene and Alpha Bisabolol keep things fresh and focused. Altogether, it’s a cocktail of calm energy with just enough kick to keep things interesting.
Zombie Death Fuck is made for growers who want strong returns without the headaches. Even if you’re just starting out, this one’s hard to mess up. It handles stress like a champ, bounces back from topping or light training, and doesn’t demand anything fancy. Bonus points for being naturally resistant to mold, which is especially handy if you’re growing somewhere a bit humid.
This strain thrives in just about any environment. Indoors, expect a solid structure with plenty of lateral growth, perfect for SCROG or LST if you’re that way inclined. Outdoors, it’s just as happy, especially in warmer or Mediterranean-style climates. It also does well in greenhouses, where it can stretch a bit and really fill out. Given the height range (100 cm to 170 cm indoors, 120 cm to 190 cm outdoors), she stays manageable in most setups.
Zombie Death Fuck flowers in 56 to 70 days, so it’s not a slowpoke. Indoors, yields hit around 350 to 450 gram per m2. Outdoors you’re looking at 550 to 700 gram per plant when grown right. Combined with high resistance and adaptability, this is one of those strains that delivers a lot for relatively little input.
Looking for something wild that still checks every box? Zombie Death Fuck is a weird name for a well-bred, top-performing hybrid. With great yields, high THC, punchy flavor, and seriously enjoyable effects, this is the kind of strain that sells itself after the first grow. And at WeedSeedsExpress, you know you’re getting the real deal: fresh seeds, fast shipping, and support that actually responds.
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| Lineage | Girl Scout Cookies X OG Kush |
| Flowering Type | photoperiod |
| Gender | feminized |
| Genotype | Hybrid |
| Ratio | 55 % Sativa / 45 % Indica |
| Grower Profile | Beginner |
| THC | Up to 23.00% |
| CBD | Up to 0.50% |
| Yield Indoor | Up to 450 gr./m2 |
| Yield Outdoor | Up to 700 gr./plant |
| Height Indoor | Up to 170 cm |
| Height Outdoor | Up to 190 cm |
| Climate | Tropical, Temperate, Mountains, Mediterranean, Arid |
| Flowering Time | 56 to 70 days |
| Flavors | Fruity, Chili, Earthy |
| Terpines | Alpha Cedrene, Alpha Bisabolol, Alpha Pinene, Beta Caryophyllene, Borneol, Eugenol, Myrcene, Ocimene |
| Effects | Happy, Hungry, Talkative, Giggly |
Seems to be a strong strain, it's only early days but all seeds popped fast and are growing fast. They look very healthy and things look promising.
All seeds germinated but one died, the rest are doing well
I got curious of the name so I ordered it. Ordering process went smoothly and great customer service. The delivery was fast. Looking forward to a good grow with these.
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