Green Poison is the kind of toxin you’ll want in your stash. Sweet, skunky, and fast to bloom, it’s perfect for chill nights, easy grows, and buds that come in like a green avalanche.
Green Poison is the kind of toxin you’ll want in your stash. Sweet, skunky, and fast to bloom, it’s perfect for chill nights, easy grows, and buds that come in like a green avalanche.
Green Poison doesn’t tiptoe in. She kicks the door open with big, dense buds, a thick skunky sweetness, and an indica buzz that doesn’t ask permission before melting your shoulders. This strain was built for growers who like things easy, and smokers who want their weed to hit like a weighted blanket.
She’s got flavor. She’s got yield. And she’s got that old-school smell that creeps out of the jar before you even open it. Best of all? She gets the job done fast. No dragging out the grow. No high-maintenance tantrums. Just solid, fat plants that deliver exactly what you came for.
Green Poison is what happens when you take Durban Poison and Bruce Banner, stir them up with a clear goal in mind, and end up with a strain that punches hard and blooms fast. Durban brings the funk and focus. Bruce brings the power. Together, they created a plant that’s become a bit of a sleeper legend for growers who want quantity, quality, and a hell of a smoke.
This one leans heavy into its 80% indica side. You’ll feel it first in your chest, then in your eyelids, and if you’re lucky, in the snacks you forgot you had. It’s the kind of high that makes you cancel plans without guilt. Deep calm, big appetite, maybe a movie you won’t remember tomorrow.
The taste is just as bold. Fruity and sweet right off the bat, then the skunk rolls in underneath and hangs out on your tongue. It’s sticky, loud, and full of character. If you’re into soft, gentle flavors, this probably isn’t your girl.
With 20% THC and 2% CBD, this one walks the line nicely. Strong enough to matter, but not so aggressive that it sends you off the rails. You get body melt, brain fog (the good kind), and just enough balance to keep the mood light.
She’s packed with myrcene, linalool, alpha-humulene, caryophyllene, and terpineol. What does that mean for you? Earthy calm, floral lifts, and a little nose-tingling spice. It smells like a fruit basket dropped in a grow tent after harvest. Rich, loud, and no mistaking it.
Green Poison is forgiving. She doesn’t need you to be perfect. In fact, she’s the kind of plant that makes new growers feel like pros. Tough enough to bounce back from overwatering or a missed feed. Fast enough to reward patience. And predictable from veg to finish. No drama. Just dank.
In a tent, she stays neat, usually around 90 cm to 140 cm. Outdoors, especially if she gets some sun love, she can stretch up to 180 cm but still keeps that dense, stocky shape that makes trimming way less of a pain. She’s not picky either. Whether you’re in a greenhouse, a sunny patio, or planting guerrilla-style in the hills, she holds her own. Outdoors, she’ll usually reach between 120 cm and 180 cm with the right conditions.
You won’t be waiting long. Green Poison finishes flowering in 56 to 70 days, which is quick for a photoperiod strain with this much muscle. Indoors, you’re looking at a solid 500 to 650 gram per m2. Outdoors, she can easily push 600 to 800 gram per plant if you treat her right.
Buds come in thick and sticky, with a resin coat that clings to everything. Get lucky with the right phenotype and you might even catch some purple tones near harvest. By then, the smell will have taken over your grow space. No complaints.
Looking for a no-nonsense indica that finishes fast, yields big, and tastes like something from a 90s coffeeshop fridge? Green Poison is it. Sticky, funky, and hard not to love. Grab your seeds from WeedSeedsExpress today and get ready to pull serious weight from a plant that doesn’t mess around.
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