Grease Monkey is a cannabis strain known for its sweet vanilla flavor profile. These seeds are quick to flower and induce a powerful, euphoric high.
Grease Monkey is a cannabis strain known for its sweet vanilla flavor profile. These seeds are quick to flower and induce a powerful, euphoric high.
Grease Monkey isn’t here to play—it’s an indica-dominant hybrid bred from Gorilla Glue #4 and Cookies & Cream. Known for its potent 20% THC, this strain delivers bold flavors and heavy effects.
With a combination of diesel punch and sweet vanilla undertones, it’s the perfect choice when you’re ready to kick back and ride a euphoric high straight into full-body relaxation.
Grease Monkey grows tall, making it a solid pick for growers who have the space to let it stretch. Expect heights around 110-160cm indoors and up to 150-200cm outdoors.
With a flowering period of 8-9 weeks, this strain pays off your patience with 300-400g per m² indoors or up to 400-500g per plant outdoors. Outdoor growers can look forward to harvest season between late September and early October.
This strain’s flavor profile is as bold as its genetics. The smoke kicks off with pungent diesel notes, backed by hints of vanilla, skunk, and earthy musk. You might even pick up subtle touches of nuttiness and citrus.
The aroma is equally loud—expect the room to fill with a sweet yet earthy funk the moment you crack open a jar of these resin-coated buds.
Grease Monkey doesn’t just look good—it performs. Its buds are dense, sticky with resin, and covered in fiery orange pistils with hints of deep purple beneath the surface. The trichomes sparkle, promising the heavy hit this strain is known for.
This photoperiod feminized strain thrives indoors with Sea of Green (SoG) or ScrOG setups, maximizing both space and yield. Outdoors, it loves warm, sunny weather and rewards growers with massive yields if given the right care.
Grease Monkey is also adaptable, making it friendly to both beginners and experienced growers alike.
The high starts in your head, lifting your mood and sparking a bit of creativity. But don’t get too comfortable—Grease Monkey’s indica-heavy genetics will have you melting into the couch before long.
This is the perfect strain for evenings or lazy weekends, ideal when you’re in the mood for a euphoric escape followed by some serious relaxation. Just take it slow if you're new to high-THC strains—this one packs a punch.
Ordering Information
Our seed bank is primarily located in the EU (Haarlem, The Netherlands), so we can offer lightning-fast shipping to every country in the European Union.
We also have warehouses in the USA & Canada so that our customers across the Atlantic can receive their seeds just as quickly as our European customers.
You can find further details about our ordering conditions related to shipping, payment, and guarantees below.
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For EU orders, you can expect delivery within 2-8 business days. Check our shipping page for more details on transit times to your country.
Free replacement
In rare cases where your seeds get damaged or lost during shipping, we’ll replace them for free!
