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Fat Bastard11 reviewsPhotoperiodFeminized

Fat Bastard is a cannabis strain with very high levels of THC. These seeds have balanced, relaxing effects and carry a distinct skunk aroma.

  • Up to 38% THC
  • High THC levels
  • 50% Sativa / 50% Indica
  • Easy to grow
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  • Shipped discreetly from Toronto, Canada
  • Free shipping above C$120.00
  • Germination Guarantee
  • 4.7/5 Based on 2020 reviews
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Fat Bastard

11 reviewsPhotoperiodFeminized

Fat Bastard is a cannabis strain with very high levels of THC. These seeds have balanced, relaxing effects and carry a distinct skunk aroma.

  • Up to 38% THC
  • High THC levels
  • 50% Sativa / 50% Indica
  • Easy to grow
Add to cart
  • Shipped discreetly from Toronto, Canada
  • Free shipping above C$120.00
  • Germination Guarantee
  • 4.7/5 Based on 2020 reviews
Secure payment options
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When it comes to strains that deliver both in size and power, Fat Bastard doesn't play around. A solid hybrid born from Goldmember and Monkey Spunk, this strain is perfect for those who want fat, chunky colas with a high that’ll make your head spin—in a good way.

At 38% THC, Fat Bastard isn’t for beginners, but for those who know their weed and want the real deal.

Fat Bastard’s Big Personality

This strain gives you a little bit of everything: the Sativa to lift your spirits and the Indica to keep you glued to the couch when it’s time to chill. It’s fruity, it’s skunky, and it’s loud.

Every puff is a burst of terpenes like caryophyllene and myrcene, so you know it’ll hit all the right notes.

Easy Growing, Huge Yields

Don’t let the name fool you, growing Fat Bastard feminized seeds is straightforward. Indoors, expect to pull in up to 600g per m² in just 8-9 weeks. Outdoors, if you’ve got the space, you’re looking at 900g per plant by harvest time in October.

Whether you’re using a Sea of Green (SOG) setup, trying your hand at ScrOG, or just doing your thing outdoors, these seeds are built to give you hefty yields without too much fuss.

Why Go for Fat Bastard?

Fat Bastard is for the pros, the heavy hitters, and anyone who’s ready for a strain that takes things up a notch. With its monster THC content and rich flavors, you won’t just get high—you’ll get launched. Think you can handle it?

Ordering Information

Our seed bank is proudly located in Canada, in the heart of Toronto.

When you order seeds from WeedSeedsExpress, we’ll ship them locally from our Toronto warehouse, ensuring fast, reliable, and discreet delivery.

Unlike other seed banks that ship from overseas, you won't have to worry about lengthy international shipping times or customs stopping your package.

Our Canadian customers can expect their seeds in only 2-4 business days.

You can find further details about our ordering conditions related to shipping, payment, and guarantees below.

Our goal is to give you the best experience possible! We ship your order quickly, offer free worldwide shipping, use discreet packaging, and guarantee delivery on all tracked orders.

Free shipping

We ship for free on orders above C$120.00.

Discreetly packaged

Your privacy matters. Our shipments are super discreet, with no mention of cannabis or seeds anywhere.

Delivery time

You can expect your order within 2 to 5 business days.

Free replacement

In rare cases where your seeds get damaged or lost during shipping, we’ll replace them for free!