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Fat Bastard Auto7 reviewsAutoflowerFeminized

Fat Bastard Auto is a relaxing cannabis strain with potent effects. These seeds grow thick, juicy buds with sweet scents and fruity flavors.

  • Up to 37% THC
  • 40% Sativa / 40% Indica
  • Thick buds
  • Manageable size
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  • Shipped discreetly from Toronto, Canada
  • Free shipping above C$120.00
  • Germination Guarantee
  • 4.7/5 Based on 2020 reviews
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Fat Bastard Auto

7 reviewsAutoflowerFeminized

Fat Bastard Auto is a relaxing cannabis strain with potent effects. These seeds grow thick, juicy buds with sweet scents and fruity flavors.

  • Up to 37% THC
  • 40% Sativa / 40% Indica
  • Thick buds
  • Manageable size
Add to cart
  • Shipped discreetly from Toronto, Canada
  • Free shipping above C$120.00
  • Germination Guarantee
  • 4.7/5 Based on 2020 reviews
Secure payment options
CryptoCashCheckWire transferInterac e-transferCredit Card (VISA and Mastercard)Credit Card (VISA and Mastercard) 2

Meet Fat Bastard Auto, a strain that brings together big flavors, massive potency, and easy-growing genetics. This autoflowering hybrid doesn’t mess around, delivering bold effects and a skunky, fruity aroma that'll keep you coming back.

Whether you're kicking back after a long day or just looking to elevate your mood, Fat Bastard Auto delivers every time.

Legendary Lineage for Heavy-Hitters

Fat Bastard Auto isn't here to play. It’s got some serious DNA, pulling from OG Kush and Cheese with a little extra punch from Goldmember and Monkey Spunk.

Thanks to its hybrid genetics, it hits that sweet spot between mellow and uplifting, making it a perfect all-rounder. Plus, with the autoflower boost from ruderalis, it’s fast, reliable, and easy to grow no matter your experience level.

A High That Packs a Punch

With THC levels pushing up to 37%, Fat Bastard Auto is no lightweight. The high kicks off with an energizing head buzz that’ll lift your mood, followed by a wave of body relaxation that sneaks in when you least expect it.

It’s the perfect strain to vibe out with, whether you’re chilling solo or kicking it with friends.

Easy Growing, Big Results

Fat Bastard Auto makes growing a breeze. This strain handles itself indoors and outdoors, taking only 8 to 10 weeks from germination to harvest. Indoors, you’re looking at up to 600g per m² with plants topping out at around 4ft.

Outdoors, these bad boys can hit 5ft and yield as much as 300g per plant.

Flavors That Stick With You

You’ll catch a funky skunk aroma with fruity, tropical undertones the moment this strain starts blooming. Each hit offers a mix of citrus, sweetness, and earthy vibes—like a tropical fruit stand collided with an underground smoke den.

The flavor stays on your lips, making every inhale and exhale something to savor.

Ordering Information

Our seed bank is proudly located in Canada, in the heart of Toronto.

When you order seeds from WeedSeedsExpress, we’ll ship them locally from our Toronto warehouse, ensuring fast, reliable, and discreet delivery.

Unlike other seed banks that ship from overseas, you won't have to worry about lengthy international shipping times or customs stopping your package.

Our Canadian customers can expect their seeds in only 2-4 business days.

You can find further details about our ordering conditions related to shipping, payment, and guarantees below.

Our goal is to give you the best experience possible! We ship your order quickly, offer free worldwide shipping, use discreet packaging, and guarantee delivery on all tracked orders.

Free shipping

We ship for free on orders above C$120.00.

Discreetly packaged

Your privacy matters. Our shipments are super discreet, with no mention of cannabis or seeds anywhere.

Delivery time

You can expect your order within 2 to 5 business days.

Free replacement

In rare cases where your seeds get damaged or lost during shipping, we’ll replace them for free!