There’s something mysterious about LA Confidential. One puff in and you’re hooked. Deep calm, rich flavour, and that old-school feel that makes you want to grow it again and again.
There’s something mysterious about LA Confidential. One puff in and you’re hooked. Deep calm, rich flavour, and that old-school feel that makes you want to grow it again and again.
LA Confidential doesn’t try to impress with flash. She keeps it low-key, but once she’s in the room, you won’t forget her. This is a classic indica through and through: deep, relaxing, a little mysterious. She delivers exactly what she promises, full-body calm with a crisp mental edge.
From the first puff, you’ll feel that old-school Afghani weight settle in. Not overwhelming. Not sleepy. Just smooth, tingly, and almost meditative. There’s a reason she’s picked up cult status over the years. She doesn’t just relax you, she resets you.
Cultivation-wise, beginner growers will love how little fuss she makes. She keeps her shape, resists mould like a pro, and finishes up in about 56 to 70 days. Whether you're new to growing or just want something that doesn’t test your patience, LA Confidential is that easy-going, heavy-hitting classic you’ll keep coming back to.
LA Confidential is the result of OG LA Affie meeting a pure Afghani. That’s where she gets her structure: compact, tough, and built for all kinds of conditions. With 80% indica and 20% sativa, she leans heavily toward body relaxation, but always with that sharp West Coast clarity lingering underneath.
This strain hits fast. Expect a wave of physical calm, giggles creeping in, and a mellow, arousing buzz that doesn’t tip into full couch-lock unless you push it. She leaves you happy, relaxed, and ever so slightly spaced in a good way. Perfect for winding down without switching off completely.
As for the flavour? Think pine forest after rain. Rich earthy notes, sharp pine, and a dry woody aftertaste that clings to the palate. No fruity gimmicks. Just that deep, satisfying old-school dank.
LA Confidential packs 25% THC with a notable 2% CBD. You get that intense body effect with a touch of balance. It’s strong, but it won’t leave you out of commission unless you go hard.
Expect a full-bodied terpene profile: alpha cedrene, pinene, borneol, camphene, citral, phytol, and terpinolene. The result is a sharp, clean scent with subtle herbal undertones and that unmistakable pine-forest hit.
She’s a dream for beginners. LA Confidential is hardy, compact, and forgiving. She doesn’t stretch too much, doesn’t stress easily, and handles basic mistakes without batting an eye.
Indoors, she stays within the 100 cm to 150 cm range, which is easy to manage in a tent or small room. Outdoors, she stretches a bit taller, usually between 120 cm and 180 cm, but still stays discreet. She handles temperate, Mediterranean, arid, and even polar climates without fuss. Thanks to her high fungal resistance, you won’t be babysitting her through every damp day.
Flowering wraps up in 56 to 70 days. Indoors, you can expect yields in the range of 350 to 550 gram per m2. Outdoors, she’s capable of producing around 400 to 600 gram per plant with good care and conditions. Not massive, but dense, sticky, and potent. Just how a true indica should be.
If you’re after a proven indica that delivers classic effects without the complications, LA Confidential is a no-brainer. Whether it’s your first grow or your fiftieth, this strain checks every box. Easy to handle, quick to flower, and unforgettable to smoke. Order your feminised LA Confidential seeds today and grow a legend.
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We are one of the few seed banks still shipping to Australia and have many happy Ozzy customers.
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