secure connectionTropical, tasty and just the right kind of strong, Berner’s Cookies feminised delivers smooth sativa energy with a mellow edge. Big yields, big flavour and a buzz that sticks around for hours.
Tropical, tasty and just the right kind of strong, Berner’s Cookies feminised delivers smooth sativa energy with a mellow edge. Big yields, big flavour and a buzz that sticks around for hours.
Berner's Cookies isn't just another hybrid. It's basically cannabis royalty. You've got Girl Scout Cookies and Tangie as parents, and honestly, that's a combo worth shouting about. Imagine kicking back with your feet up, warm breeze blowing, biting into the juiciest slice of tropical pie. Yeah, smoking Berner's Cookies is kinda like that. It's got this chill yet uplifting vibe, perfect for brightening up a boring afternoon.
Berner’s Cookies Fem comes straight from the West Coast legend himself, Berner. If you've smoked anything else from him, you'll know he's got the Midas touch. This strain takes Girl Scout Cookies' famous sweetness and blends it with Tangie’s zingy citrus flavour, so good you'll definitely wanna brag to your friends about it.
Let's talk flavour. Berner's Cookies smacks you first with fruity sweetness, chased by a bit of strawberry, citrus zest, and some earthy pine. Somewhere in there, there's even a hint of creamy goodness sneaking around. Honestly, smoking this feels like inhaling sunshine, pure, tasty bliss.
Effect-wise, you're getting a cool combo of energetic creativity and laid-back relaxation. Early on, your mind gets a nice, creative buzz going, perfect for hanging out, chatting, or doing something artsy. Later, it slides into this super chill, tingly sensation that makes you want to raid your snack drawer. You've been warned.
Berner’s Cookies hits about 22% THC, strong enough to keep seasoned smokers happy, but chill enough if you're still getting your feet wet. CBD is barely there at 0.07%, meaning THC is front and center, just the way you like it.
Terpene-wise, this one is stacked. You’ve got Terpinolene giving off fresh pine vibes, Limonene adding a zesty lift, and Caryophyllene bringing a bit of spicy warmth. Throw in Myrcene, Pinene, and Linalool for that calm, chill backbone, and you've got yourself a mood-enhancing cocktail you can actually smoke.
Berner's Cookies Fem is chill enough for first-timers but still fun for seasoned growers. Basically, it's not gonna throw you any nasty curveballs, even if you're still figuring things out.
Indoors, this strain is a breeze. She stays pretty manageable at around 100 cm to 140 cm, no wild stretching or plant wrestling needed. If you've ever dealt with an indoor jungle, you'll appreciate how cooperative Berner’s Cookies is. She handles training methods like topping and ScrOG like a champ, responding nicely to a bit of TLC.
Outdoors, she's happiest under temperate, Mediterranean, or tropical skies, soaking up sunshine and stretching out comfortably to about 140 cm to 200 cm. Got a greenhouse? Even better. You’ll get a nice bump in yield and quality with the extra bit of control.
Flowering takes about 63 to 70 days, which is pretty standard but totally worth it. Indoors, expect a solid haul of around 450 gram to 575 gram per m². Outdoors is even better, pulling in around 575 gram to 700 gram per plant. Enough for your own stash, plus maybe a buddy’s jar, if you're feeling generous (or if they bug you enough).
Ready for some next-level good vibes in your garden? Order Berner's Cookies seeds online at WeedSeedsExpress, and we’ll get them shipped out discreetly and quick, so you can start your next grow pronto.
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| Lineage | Girl Scout Cookies X Tangie |
| Flowering Type | photoperiod |
| Gender | feminized |
| Genotype | [ "Sativa dominant", "Indica dominant" ] |
| Ratio | 75 % Sativa / 25 % Indica |
| Grower Profile | [ "Advanced", "Beginner" ] |
| THC | Up to 22.00% |
| CBD | Up to 0.07% |
| CBG | Up to 1% |
| Yield Indoor | Up to 575 gr./m2 |
| Yield Outdoor | Up to 700 gr./plant |
| Height Indoor | Up to 140 cm |
| Height Outdoor | Up to 200 cm |
| Climate | Temperate, Mediterranean, Arid, Tropical |
| Flowering Time | 63 to 70 days |
| Flavors | Fruity, Sweet, Treefruit, Tropical, Citrus, Earthy, Herbal, Strawberry, Pine, Woody, Cream |
| Terpines | Delta 3 Carene, Terpinolene, Alpha Humulene, Beta Pinene, Alpha Pinene, Beta Caryophyllene, Linalool, Limonene, Nerolidol, Fenchol, Phytol, Borneol, Camphene, Ocimene, Eugenol, Cadinene, Citral, Alpha Cedrene, Humulene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Pinene, Terpineol |
| Effects | Creative, Energetic, Euphoric, Focused, Happy, Social, Talkative, Tingly, Uplifting, Relaxed, Stoned, Arousing, Calming, Hungry |
The buds are dense AF and sticky.. the smell is like like walking into a bakery—sweet, doughy, with a little bit of spice.. the high is just right too, a mix of chill and happy, so you can still be vibbin and be functional..
as always,,fast shipping..rec'd today..will update once pop and grow,,,looking forward to growing these...
Fastest delivery service to Australia out of all the companies that still deliver here, great looking seeds and have had 4 from 4 crack. Well done to wse on their service and products.
well i got my seeds in 12 days , now thats fast, in 5 months ill find out if thay are the real deal.at this point i couldent be more pleased with weedseeds express.......
That would be my 1st order. Unfortunately some arrived broken but would be replaced immediately! I didn't get any new seeds and they all look great!!! The team is top and correct unfortunately the packaging is shit 😁😁
This review is translated from GermanWhat does Berner's Cookies taste and smell like?
Sweet cookie dough and vanilla with earthy, nutty notes and hints of mint and spice.
What are the typical effects and potency of Berner's Cookies?
Euphoric, happy, relaxing body feel with uplifting, creative vibes. THC commonly 20–26%; CBD low.
How long is the flowering time and when can I harvest Berner's Cookies?
Indoors: 8–10 weeks of flowering. Outdoors: harvest late September to early October in the Northern Hemisphere.
What yields can I expect from Berner's Cookies?
Indoors, around 500 grams per m2 under ideal conditions; outdoors, up to 600 grams per plant in warm, sunny climates.
How tall does Berner's Cookies grow?
Indoors about 100 cm; outdoors up to 200 cm, depending on phenotype and training.
Is Berner's Cookies easy to grow and is it suitable for beginners?
Moderate difficulty. It rewards basic training and stable conditions; best for growers with some experience.
What climate and environment does Berner's Cookies prefer?
Warm, dry, Mediterranean conditions with daytime temps around 24 °C, moderate humidity, and good airflow.
Which training techniques work best for Berner's Cookies?
Topping, LST, and ScrOG respond well. Use moderate defoliation to open bud sites and manage humidity.
What seed type and genetics does Berner's Cookies have?
feminised, photoperiod seeds. Lineage traces back to the Girl Scout Cookies family (OG Kush × Durban Poison), typically an indica-leaning hybrid.
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