Grease Monkey

Grease Monkey isn’t here to play—it’s an indica-dominant hybrid bred from Gorilla Glue #4 and Cookies & Cream. Known for its potent 20% THC, this strain delivers bold flavours and heavy effects.

With a combination of diesel punch and sweet vanilla undertones, it’s the perfect choice when you’re ready to kick back and ride a euphoric high straight into full-body relaxation.

THC, Plant Height, and Flowering Time

Grease Monkey grows tall, making it a solid pick for growers who have the space to let it stretch. Expect heights around 110-160cm indoors and up to 150-200cm outdoors.

With a flowering period of 8-9 weeks, this strain pays off your patience with 300-400g per m² indoors or up to 400-500g per plant outdoors. Outdoor growers can look forward to harvest season between late September and early October.

flavour and Aroma – Diesel Meets Sweetness

This strain’s flavour profile is as bold as its genetics. The smoke kicks off with pungent diesel notes, backed by hints of vanilla, skunk, and earthy musk. You might even pick up subtle touches of nuttiness and citrus.

The aroma is equally loud—expect the room to fill with a sweet yet earthy funk the moment you crack open a jar of these resin-coated buds.

Big Yields and Chill Vibes

Grease Monkey doesn’t just look good—it performs. Its buds are dense, sticky with resin, and covered in fiery orange pistils with hints of deep purple beneath the surface. The trichomes sparkle, promising the heavy hit this strain is known for.

This photoperiod feminised strain thrives indoors with Sea of Green (SoG) or ScrOG setups, maximizing both space and yield. Outdoors, it loves warm, sunny weather and rewards growers with massive yields if given the right care.

Grease Monkey is also adaptable, making it friendly to both beginners and experienced growers alike.

Euphoric Highs with a Relaxing Finish

The high starts in your head, lifting your mood and sparking a bit of creativity. But don’t get too comfortable—Grease Monkey’s indica-heavy genetics will have you melting into the couch before long.

This is the perfect strain for evenings or lazy weekends, ideal when you’re in the mood for a euphoric escape followed by some serious relaxation. Just take it slow if you're new to high-THC strains—this one packs a punch.