Grease Monkey feminized seeds

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Grease Monkey is a cannabis strain known for its sweet vanilla flavor profile. These seeds are quick to flower and induce a powerful, euphoric high. 

  • Up to 20% THC
  • 50% Sativa / 50% Indica
  • Fast flowering
  • Balanced effects
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Grease Monkey feminized seeds


Strain Info

THC level 20 %
CBD level 0.8 %
CBG level 0 %
Type Hybrid
Ruderalis 0 %
Sativa 50 %
Indica 50 %
Genetics Gorilla Glue #4 x Cookies & Cream
Yield indoor 300-400 grams per m2
Yield outdoor 400-500 grams per plant
Height indoor 110-160 cm
Height outdoor 150-200 cm
Flowering time 56-63 days
Fungal resistance Medium
Grower profile Advanced
Cultivation Indoor, Outdoor, Greenhouse
Climate Mediterranean, Temperate
Flavors Vanilla, Diesel, Earthy, Sweet, Pungent
Effects Calming, Sleepy, Relaxed, Euphoric, Happy, Powerful
Terpenes Beta Caryophyllene, Limonene, Alpha Humulene, Beta Myrcene, Linalool, Alpha Pinene, Terpinolene

Grease Monkey feminized seeds

Grease Monkey feminized seeds are the results of crossing Gorilla Glue #4 x Cookies and Cream, two great strains in their own right.

The Grease Monkey strain combines the best of both indica dominant strains and those with a little more sativa in their genetics. Relaxing and euphoric, this hybrid is perfect for evening smokers, who just want to put their mind to zero after a stressful day.

Want to learn more about Grease Monkey feminized seeds, keep reading and find out why this strain is so amazing!

Why you should buy Grease Monkey feminized cannabis seeds

  • A short flowering period

  • Sweet vanilla taste

  • Balanced relaxing, yet euphoric effects

Growing feminized Grease Monkey seeds (indoor/outdoor)

Grease Monkey strain seeds are versatile and suitable for multiple growing setups, including indoors, outdoors, or in a greenhouse. While this strain offers rewarding yields and potent effects, beginner growers might find it challenging to help her reach her full potential. If you do not have a lot of experience yet, we advise you to start with our selection of the best marijuana strains for new growers. These strains are specifically chosen for their ease of cultivation and resilience, providing a more forgiving growing experience for novices.

When you are growing Grease Monkey seeds outdoors, it is important to know she does best in warm, yet temperate environments. Keep in mind that you have to watch humidity levels with this hybrid strain. Providing proper ventilation and airflow is key to keeping this plant healthy. You might also want to add carbon filters to your grow space, as she can be quite odorous.

To get the most out of your Grease Monkey feminized cannabis seeds, you can apply the ScrOG technique. Read more about this growing method in our ScrOG Grow Guide.

Like all our feminized seeds, Grease Monkey feminized marijuana seeds grow female plants only. Female plants are what you want if you are looking for a guaranteed harvest.

Flowering time

After the vegetative stage, follows a short flowering stage for plants grown from Grease Monkey feminized cannabis seeds.

Her flowering time is between eight and nine weeks, meaning you can harvest her buds within two months after her flowers start blooming.

Plant height

Grown indoors, Grease Monkey cannabis seeds will cultivate a marijuana plant that will grow between 110 and 160 cm.

The Grease Monkey cannabis plant is not the tallest tree in the forest, but she can stretch quite a bit when grown outdoors. Up to two meters tall, when grown in optimal conditions!

Grease Monkey feminized yield

How many Grease Monkey buds will you be able to gather at the end of your grow season? If you grow indoors, you can expect a yield of 300 to 400 grams per square meter.

In case you are an outdoor grower, get ready for excellent yields between 400 and 500 grams per plant. Half a kilo of Grease Monkey buds sounds like quite the haul.

Effects of Grease Monkey feminized weed

When you consume Grease Monkey feminized cannabis, you are in for a powerful, yet balanced high. Like an indica dominant strain, you will feel relaxed, calming your body, from head to toe. If you take a high dosage, you feel your head become heavier and slowly drift away, until you fall asleep. So keep your pillow ready.

Her sativa genetics on the other hand, will also keep your spirits up and make you feel all happy and euphoric. This combination, which will last you a while, makes Grease Monkey cannabis a great choice for when you want to take a load off in the evening while browsing Netflix.

Medical marijuana users have reported Grease Monkey can help with dealing with chronic pain, anxiety relief, and combatting stress. Grease Monkey might also help with finding your appetite back.

Side effects

Due to high THC levels, Grease Monkey cannabis can cause dizziness, anxiety, and paranoia. Make sure to moderate your dosage when you are a marijuana newbie or sensitive to THC.

Other than that, you can experience dry mouth and eyes, so stay hydrated!

Smell and taste of Grease Monkey feminized weed

While the smell of Grease Monkey feminized marijuana is rather pungent, she also has a sweet and earthy aroma, with a hint of diesel after grinding the buds.

That sweetness is even more noticeable in her flavor. You will taste sweet vanilla, combined with the earlier-mentioned aromas.

Origin of Grease Monkey feminized seeds

When you know the history of Grease Monkey feminized seeds, the name starts to make a lot more sense. Exotic Genetix, an American breeder based in Tacoma, Washington, combined two of the most popular strains out there. Crossing Gorilla Glue #4 x Cookies and Cream, created a brand-new strain taking the best properties of both parents.

Gorilla Glue brings a bit of that Diesel taste, while Cookies & Cream genetics clearly descended from the Girl Scout Cookies family. Just like Girl Scout Cookies, both Grease Monkey and C&C have a certain sweetness and can induce sleep when you don't moderate consumption.

The best Grease Monkey feminized seeds for sale at Weedseedsexpress

Weedseedsexpress is not only your one-stop shop for the best weed seeds on the market, but we also can help you grow the biggest, most beautiful marijuana plants. For growing techniques that can enhance your harvests, visit our Learning Center or read our Advanced Grow Guide available on the Weedseed Express homepage.

When you grow Grease Monkey feminized cannabis seeds, you'll enjoy a strain with a unique taste of sweet vanilla, diesel, and earthy flavors. Combine this with its balanced effects that leave you both happier and more relaxed, and we're confident you'll appreciate the fruits of your labor.

Get that monkey off your back, and buy Grease Monkey seeds today at Weedseedsexpress!

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