Fat Bastard autoflower seeds

Meet Fat Bastard Auto, a strain that brings together big flavors, massive potency, and easy-growing genetics. This autoflowering hybrid doesn’t mess around, delivering bold effects and a skunky, fruity aroma that'll keep you coming back.

Whether you're kicking back after a long day or just looking to elevate your mood, Fat Bastard Auto delivers every time.

Legendary Lineage for Heavy-Hitters

Fat Bastard Auto isn't here to play. It’s got some serious DNA, pulling from OG Kush and Cheese with a little extra punch from Goldmember and Monkey Spunk.

Thanks to its hybrid genetics, it hits that sweet spot between mellow and uplifting, making it a perfect all-rounder. Plus, with the autoflower boost from ruderalis, it’s fast, reliable, and easy to grow no matter your experience level.

A High That Packs a Punch

With THC levels pushing up to 37%, Fat Bastard Auto is no lightweight. The high kicks off with an energizing head buzz that’ll lift your mood, followed by a wave of body relaxation that sneaks in when you least expect it.

It’s the perfect strain to vibe out with, whether you’re chilling solo or kicking it with friends.

Easy Growing, Big Results

Fat Bastard Auto makes growing a breeze. This strain handles itself indoors and outdoors, taking only 8 to 10 weeks from germination to harvest. Indoors, you’re looking at up to 600g per m² with plants topping out at around 4ft.

Outdoors, these bad boys can hit 5ft and yield as much as 300g per plant.

Flavors That Stick With You

You’ll catch a funky skunk aroma with fruity, tropical undertones the moment this strain starts blooming. Each hit offers a mix of citrus, sweetness, and earthy vibes—like a tropical fruit stand collided with an underground smoke den.

The flavor stays on your lips, making every inhale and exhale something to savor.