Fat Bastard Auto Seeds

Fat Bastard Auto isn’t here to play nice. It’s here to take over your tent with a swagger that screams “yield monster.” Packing sky-high THC levels and a terpene profile as bold as its name, this is the auto for growers who want flavour, power, and genuinely chunky buds without babysitting a photoperiod. She’s got attitude, but she’s also remarkably cooperative. Run her indoors or out and she’ll reward you with dense colas, sticky trichomes, and that classic skunky-sweet nose that gets the stash jar opened before you even hit the couch.

If you’re chasing heavy highs, fat stacks of bud, and a no-fuss grow from seed to harvest, Fat Bastard Auto is the one.

After bigger yields and a little more control over training and timing? Our Fat Bastard photoperiod version gives you room to dial everything in.

Strain Overview

Origin

Fat Bastard Auto is the rowdy lovechild of Goldmember and Monkey Spunk, with a hit of Ruderalis tossed in to give her that automatic kick into flower. Goldmember’s resin production and fruity intensity mesh with Monkey Spunk’s wild skunk backbone to deliver a hybrid that’s loud, lush, and unapologetically potent. While the original photoperiod version set the bar, this autoflowering take brings the goods without needing to mess with light cycles or long veg times.

Effects & flavours

The high hits fast and thick. Expect an initial wave of euphoria, cheek-tingling and giggle-sparking, maybe even a touch of creative chaos, followed by a deep body buzz that smooths everything out without sedating you completely. It's heavy, sure, but not in a way that shuts you down. Perfect for kicking back with music, a sketchpad, or just your own daydreams.

flavour-wise? Skunky and sweet with bold fruity notes on the inhale, and just enough dank on the back end to remind you this isn’t some lightweight dessert strain. It coats the mouth and lingers long after the exhale.

THC & CBD Levels

With THC levels sitting around 37%, Fat Bastard Auto is absolutely not for the faint of heart. This is one of the most potent autos on the market, borderline absurd in the best possible way. CBD sits at 0.5%, so this one’s all about that high-THC impact.

Terpenes

She’s loud because of what’s under the hood: Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Humulene, and a citrusy splash of Limonene. Together, they deliver a complex mix of funk, fruit, and earthy spice that builds both the aroma and the signature full-spectrum body-mind ride. It’s what gives Fat Bastard her punch and personality.

Growing Fat Bastard Auto Seeds

Grow Difficulty

Despite the outrageous THC levels and big yields, Fat Bastard Auto is surprisingly beginner-friendly. She doesn’t demand a lot. Just solid light, decent airflow, and a good feed schedule. She responds well to LST but doesn’t really need it unless you're squeezing her into a small tent.

Indoor vs. Outdoor Growing

Indoors, she’s compact enough to fit into medium spaces, usually around 100 cm to 130 cm in height. But she’ll still throw up impressively chunky colas. Outdoors, you can expect plants to stretch a bit more, finishing between 120 cm and 150 cm. She performs well in both indoor and greenhouse setups, and thrives in temperate to Mediterranean climates. Just be ready for the smell to turn heads during late flower.

Flowering Time & Yield

Fat Bastard Auto flies from the gate and finishes flowering in around 56 to 70 days, with no need to mess with light cycles. Indoors, expect yields in the range of 400 to 600 gram per m2 if dialed in properly. Outdoors, she delivers around 125 to 300 gram per plant, depending on light, soil quality, and grower experience. Either way, this girl doesn’t hold back.

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Fat Bastard Auto is pure excess, in all the best ways. Ridiculous potency, explosive flavour, and yields that make other autos look lazy. Whether you’re a veteran grower hunting your next heavy-hitter or a new cultivator looking to push the limits, you won’t be disappointed.

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