secure connectionThis one’s not for the faint-hearted. Fat Bastard feminised delivers knockout strength, a skunky stench that lingers, and the kind of relaxing buzz that keeps you locked in and grinning for hours.
This one’s not for the faint-hearted. Fat Bastard feminised delivers knockout strength, a skunky stench that lingers, and the kind of relaxing buzz that keeps you locked in and grinning for hours.
Fat Bastard isn’t shy. This is a big, brash, heavyweight strain with knockout power and a name that’s just as bold as the effects. Whether you’re growing for the first time or adding a serious punch to your regular rotation, this balanced 50/50 hybrid is a full-bodied experience from seed to stash jar. One glance at those chunky buds, drenched in trichomes and reeking of fruity skunk, and you'll know exactly why this one's not playing around.
With THC levels topping out at a massive 38%, Fat Bastard doesn't just come to the table. It flips it over. Expect a wild ride of potency and flavour, with a profile that's equal parts sweetness and stank. But it’s not just brute force. There's a euphoric creativity bubbling under the surface that makes it ideal for those big-brain moments... or just zoning out with a snack and a sketchpad.
No big grow tent? No problem. The Fat Bastard Auto autoflowering version is more forgiving when it comes to light and space.
Fat Bastard Fem is the unholy union of Goldmember and Monkey Spunk, two strains already known for bringing firepower to the grow room. When those two genetic lines collided, the result was a loud, hulking hybrid with equal parts attitude and depth. Goldmember lends the heavy resin production and fruity overtones, while Monkey Spunk cranks up the dank and drops that unmistakable skunk note that seasoned smokers can spot a mile away.
This one hits like a freight train. The first wave is strong. Seriously strong. You get a powerful sense of relaxation that spreads through the body like warm cement. But before you melt too far into the couch, there's a euphoric lift that keeps things buoyant and just trippy enough to be interesting. Creative thoughts tend to wander, making this a good one for music, art, or borderline philosophical stoner chats.
flavour-wise, it’s a beast in the best way. Think deep, fruity sweetness blended with that classic skunk funk, all wrapped up with a syrupy finish that lingers long after the exhale.
These feminised seeds clock in with a monstrous 38% THC and about 0.5% CBD. This is no mellow microdose strain. It’s meant for seasoned smokers or brave newcomers with a clear schedule and a comfy chair. Expect a heavy-hitting, long-lasting high that’s as intense as it is rewarding.
The terp profile leans into the classics: caryophyllene for that peppery backbone, myrcene for the relaxing, couch-friendly effects, and alpha-humulene and limonene to keep things bright and funky. Combined, they build a sensory experience that smells loud, tastes lush, and hits deep.
Despite the heavyweight effects, Fat Bastard Fem is surprisingly manageable in the grow room. It’s a forgiving plant that doesn’t ask too much, making it a solid choice for beginners while still delivering the kind of quality yields and bag appeal that experienced growers love. Medium resistance to fungi means good airflow and humidity control are key, especially in later flower.
Indoors, Fat Bastard likes space to stretch but won’t completely take over. It responds well to topping, LST, and ScrOG setups, especially if you're looking to boost yield and improve light penetration on those lower branches. Outdoors, she’ll happily soak up the sun and reach impressive heights. Just give her some privacy and a bit of protection from heavy rainfall or excess humidity.
Whether you're running a small tent or going all out in the backyard, this strain thrives in temperate and Mediterranean climates and adapts well to both soil and hydro.
You’re looking at a flowering time of around 56 to 63 days indoors. Yields can hit 400 to 600 gram per m2 inside and a hefty 700 to 900 gram per plant outside, provided she’s got the room and the right conditions. And with indoor heights of 130 cm to 160 cm and outdoor growth up to 170 cm to 200 cm, this girl isn’t exactly shy about showing off.
If you’re after a no-nonsense hybrid that delivers insane potency, rich flavour, and fat, resin-caked nugs, Fat Bastard is your guy. With a stable genetic profile, reliable structure, and some of the strongest effects on the market today, this strain is a must-have for any grower who wants to make a statement.
Get your Fat Bastard seeds from WeedSeedsExpress today and see just how big your grow can get.
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| Lineage | Goldmember X Monkey Spunk |
| Flowering Type | photoperiod |
| Gender | feminized |
| Genotype | Hybrid |
| Ratio | 50 % Sativa / 50 % Indica |
| Grower Profile | Beginner |
| THC | Up to 38.00% |
| CBD | Up to 0.50% |
| Yield Indoor | Up to 600 gr./m2 |
| Yield Outdoor | Up to 900 gr./plant |
| Height Indoor | Up to 160 cm |
| Height Outdoor | Up to 200 cm |
| Climate | Mediterranean, Temperate |
| Flowering Time | 56 to 63 days |
| Flavors | Fruity, Skunk, Sweet |
| Terpines | Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Alpha Humulene, Limonene |
| Effects | Relaxed, Powerful, Euphoric, Creative |
Hi Guys. Waiting for Spring to arrive. 5 stars for prompt delivery. Will review at harvest.
Got decent results off of this. But as for taste and stone there are alot more others out there that are alot better even though some aren't quite as strong.
second year growing fat bastard. it's super resiliant to all kinds of non perfect conditions and is still consistantly 10-20% bigger than any other strain it grows along side
They are growing great I lost 6seeds my crazy cat use a few pots for a litter box an destroyed a few plant but the rest is doing great and yes I did get rid of d cats
This plant really lives up to its name. The flowers are considerably large and, at around 100 grams (dry weight, outdoor grow) per plant, a good, satisfactory result.
This review is translated from GermanWhat does Fat Bastard taste like?
A rich, pungent profile with diesel/skunk funk balanced by earthy, sweet, and spicy notes; some phenos show citrus or pine on the exhale.
What are the effects of Fat Bastard?
Potent, fast-acting body relaxation with happy, euphoric uplift; starts cerebral and settles into a soothing, long-lasting calm; best suited for evening use.
Is Fat Bastard easy to grow for beginners?
Yes—generally forgiving and robust; responds well to basic care; tolerates common beginner mistakes; benefits from light defoliation and good airflow.
How long does Fat Bastard take to flower?
Indoors, about 8–10 weeks of flowering depending on phenotype and environment. Outdoors, harvest is typically early to mid-autumn in temperate climates.
Can I grow Fat Bastard indoors and outdoors? What climate does it prefer?
Performs well both indoors and outdoors. Prefers a mild to warm, relatively dry climate with plenty of sun; protect from excessive humidity late in flowering.
What is the yield like for Fat Bastard?
High yield potential with proper light and nutrition; indoors it thrives in SOG or ScrOG; outdoors it can produce heavy colas in full sun.
What type of seeds are Fat Bastard?
feminised photoperiod seeds, so nearly all plants will be female and indoors a 12/12 light schedule is needed to trigger flowering.
How tall does Fat Bastard get and what training works best?
Medium stature with vigorous lateral branching; responds well to topping, LST, and SCROG; keep the canopy even to maximize light penetration.
How strong is the THC content in Fat Bastard?
Typically high; expect strong potency. Start low and go slow, especially if you’re less experienced.
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