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Critical 473 reviewsPhotoperiodFeminised

Sweet, funky, and surprisingly zesty. Critical 47 delivers a fruity-cheesy aroma with a sharp lemon twist and a deeply relaxing body high that melts into sleep like butter on toast.

  • Up to 18% THC
  • 40% Sativa / 60% Indica
  • High resistance to fungus
  • Strong medicinal potential
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Critical 47

3 reviewsPhotoperiodFeminised

Sweet, funky, and surprisingly zesty. Critical 47 delivers a fruity-cheesy aroma with a sharp lemon twist and a deeply relaxing body high that melts into sleep like butter on toast.

  • Up to 18% THC
  • 40% Sativa / 60% Indica
  • High resistance to fungus
  • Strong medicinal potential
Add to cart
  • Stealth shipping to New Zealand
  • Free shipping
  • Germination Guarantee
  • 4.7/5 Based on 2254 reviews
Secure payment options
CashCryptoInternational Money Transfer

Why you should buy Critical 47 seeds

Critical 47 is the kind of strain that makes you double-take at your own grow. Built from the bones of Critical Mass and AK-47, this one isn’t just a pretty name. It’s big, bold, and unapologetically loud in all the right ways. Especially when that funky sweet-skunk aroma starts leaking through your tent zipper.

What’s nice here is the balance. Critical 47 gives you the dense buds and fat yields of Critical Mass, combined with that signature AK uplift and a terp profile that somehow blends overripe fruit and aged cheddar. Sounds weird. Tastes incredible. This isn’t some niche, finicky diva of a strain. It’s a workhorse with serious flavour chops.

Strain Overview

Origin

Critical 47 is what happens when breeders take two legends, Critical Mass and AK-47, and mash them together into something better than either on its own. You get Critical Mass’s massive bud structure and dependable growth. AK-47 brings in zippy, slightly chaotic energy. The result is a sturdy hybrid with a little swagger and a lot of resin.

It’s got a fanbase for a reason. Growers love how cooperative it is, and smokers love what ends up in the jar.

Effects & flavours

First few hits, and you’ll feel it. This relaxed, happy weight settles in behind the eyes and crawls gently through the limbs. It doesn’t smash you sideways, but it definitely softens the edges. Great for winding down, zoning out, or sleeping like a warm rock.

flavours? Big-time character. On the inhale, you get sweet lemon and tropical fruit. Then suddenly, out of nowhere, bam: there’s this sharp, funky cheese that sticks to your palate like your favorite guilty pleasure. Sounds odd, but it works. It’s stoner umami.

THC & CBD Levels

At around 18% THC with almost no CBD to speak of, this one keeps things classic. It’s strong enough to satisfy experienced heads, but gentle enough to share with a friend who doesn’t smoke every day. No fireworks. No panic. Just a nice, steady buzz that knows when to leave.

Terpenes

This strain’s terp lineup reads like a spice rack: pinene for that fresh, piney kick, caryophyllene for some peppery depth, linalool for a touch of floral chill, and limonene bringing the citrus edge. Together, they build a profile that’s pungent, rich, and deeply satisfying. The kind your grinder will smell like for weeks.

Growing Critical 47 Seeds

Grow Difficulty

Critical 47 is a solid choice for beginners and a joyride for seasoned growers. It’s low-maintenance, handles stress well, and responds beautifully to topping or a bit of LST. You don’t need to be fancy. Just keep the basics dialed and let her do her thing.

Indoor vs. Outdoor Growing

She plays nice just about anywhere. Indoors, she stays compact and cooperative, growing to about 80 cm at the low end and topping out around 120 cm. Outdoors, give her some room and she can stretch from 100 cm all the way up to 180 cm. She thrives in warmer climates like Mediterranean, arid, and tropical regions, but holds her own in temperate zones too. Chuck her in a greenhouse and she’ll be even happier.

Flowering Time & Yield

She’s not the fastest to flower, so expect around 10 to 12 weeks. But the wait pays off. Indoors, you’re looking at yields in the range of 450 to 550 gram per m2. Outdoors, she can push from 400 grams per plant up to 700 grams per plant if she’s well-fed and sun-soaked. Buds are tight, sticky, and heavy enough to need support in late flower. The kind you clip off the stem and just admire for a second before it hits the drying rack.

Buy Critical 47 Seeds Online at WeedSeedsExpress

If you're after big yields, strong structure, and a flavour combo that’s all kinds of weird and wonderful, Critical 47 is your girl. Reliable in the grow room, impressive in the jar, and unforgettable on the palate. Grab your feminised Critical 47 seeds now at WeedSeedsExpress and run a strain built for real-world growers who want results without the drama.

Ordering Information

We are one of the few seed banks that still ship to New Zealand, and we have many happy Kiwi customers.

Orders to NZ typically take between 10 & 26 business days.

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You can expect your order within 10 to 26 business days.

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