United States
4.7 /out of 5 Based on 2020 reviews
continue shopping
secure connection
Account
Cart
Menu
Grease Monkey4 reviewsPhotoperiodFeminized

Grease Monkey is a cannabis strain known for its sweet vanilla flavor profile. These seeds are quick to flower and induce a powerful, euphoric high. 

  • Up to 20% THC
  • 50% Sativa / 50% Indica
  • Fast flowering
  • Balanced effects
Add to cart
  • Shipped discreetly from NY, USA
  • Free shipping above $100.00
  • Germination Guarantee
  • 4.7/5 Based on 2020 reviews
Secure payment options
CryptoUS CashCheckVenmoCredit Card Payment Email (VISA & Mastercard )Credit Card Payment Email (VISA & Mastercard ) 2Money OrderCredit Card (VISA and Mastercard)Credit Card (VISA and Mastercard) 2

Grease Monkey

4 reviewsPhotoperiodFeminized

Grease Monkey is a cannabis strain known for its sweet vanilla flavor profile. These seeds are quick to flower and induce a powerful, euphoric high. 

  • Up to 20% THC
  • 50% Sativa / 50% Indica
  • Fast flowering
  • Balanced effects
Add to cart
  • Shipped discreetly from NY, USA
  • Free shipping above $100.00
  • Germination Guarantee
  • 4.7/5 Based on 2020 reviews
Secure payment options
CryptoUS CashCheckVenmoCredit Card Payment Email (VISA & Mastercard )Credit Card Payment Email (VISA & Mastercard ) 2Money OrderCredit Card (VISA and Mastercard)Credit Card (VISA and Mastercard) 2

Grease Monkey isn’t here to play—it’s an indica-dominant hybrid bred from Gorilla Glue #4 and Cookies & Cream. Known for its potent 20% THC, this strain delivers bold flavors and heavy effects.

With a combination of diesel punch and sweet vanilla undertones, it’s the perfect choice when you’re ready to kick back and ride a euphoric high straight into full-body relaxation.

THC, Plant Height, and Flowering Time

Grease Monkey grows tall, making it a solid pick for growers who have the space to let it stretch. Expect heights around 110-160cm indoors and up to 150-200cm outdoors.

With a flowering period of 8-9 weeks, this strain pays off your patience with 300-400g per m² indoors or up to 400-500g per plant outdoors. Outdoor growers can look forward to harvest season between late September and early October.

Flavor and Aroma – Diesel Meets Sweetness

This strain’s flavor profile is as bold as its genetics. The smoke kicks off with pungent diesel notes, backed by hints of vanilla, skunk, and earthy musk. You might even pick up subtle touches of nuttiness and citrus.

The aroma is equally loud—expect the room to fill with a sweet yet earthy funk the moment you crack open a jar of these resin-coated buds.

Big Yields and Chill Vibes

Grease Monkey doesn’t just look good—it performs. Its buds are dense, sticky with resin, and covered in fiery orange pistils with hints of deep purple beneath the surface. The trichomes sparkle, promising the heavy hit this strain is known for.

This photoperiod feminized strain thrives indoors with Sea of Green (SoG) or ScrOG setups, maximizing both space and yield. Outdoors, it loves warm, sunny weather and rewards growers with massive yields if given the right care.

Grease Monkey is also adaptable, making it friendly to both beginners and experienced growers alike.

Euphoric Highs with a Relaxing Finish

The high starts in your head, lifting your mood and sparking a bit of creativity. But don’t get too comfortable—Grease Monkey’s indica-heavy genetics will have you melting into the couch before long.

This is the perfect strain for evenings or lazy weekends, ideal when you’re in the mood for a euphoric escape followed by some serious relaxation. Just take it slow if you're new to high-THC strains—this one packs a punch.

Ordering Information

Our seed bank is proudly located in the United States, in the heart of New York City.

When you order seeds from WeedSeedsExpress, we’ll ship them locally from our New York warehouse, ensuring fast, reliable, and discreet delivery.

Unlike other seed banks that ship from overseas, you won't have to worry about lengthy international shipping times or customs stopping your package.

Our US customers can expect their seeds in only 2-5 business days.

You can find further details about our ordering conditions related to shipping, payment, and guarantees below.

Our goal is to give you the best experience possible! We ship your order quickly, offer free worldwide shipping, use discreet packaging, and guarantee delivery on all tracked orders.

Free shipping

We ship for free on orders above $100.00.

Discreetly packaged

Your privacy matters. Our shipments are super discreet, with no mention of cannabis or seeds anywhere.

Delivery time

You can expect your order within 2 to 8 business days.

Free replacement

In rare cases where your seeds get damaged or lost during shipping, we’ll replace them for free!