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Classic funk, fast finish, and a mellow buzz that doesn’t knock you sideways. Cheese Auto is reliable, aromatic, and delivers that balanced hit time and time again.
Classic funk, fast finish, and a mellow buzz that doesn’t knock you sideways. Cheese Auto is reliable, aromatic, and delivers that balanced hit time and time again.
Cheese Auto is the kind of strain that doesn't need a flashy intro. If you're after that unmistakable stank and a hit that straddles the line between uplifted and laid-back, look no further. This autoflower delivers all the old-school skunky charm of the original Cheese, but with faster flowering, a more compact frame, and way less fuss. Grow it once and you'll get it. This is the strain that knows exactly what it is and delivers without drama.
Born from a cross between Critical and the infamous Cheese Auto, this hybrid pulls double duty. It keeps the funk that made Cheese a cult classic and adds in the vigorous growth and tighter lifecycle of an autoflower. It's got that UK Cheese backbone, but streamlined with ruderalis to keep things snappy. The result? A plant that smells like a head shop fridge and finishes faster than most of its photoperiod cousins.
There’s a reason Cheese has stuck around while other strains come and go like seasonal fashion. The flavor is deep, dank, and hard to forget: classic cheese funk with earthy, woody undertones and just enough sweetness to keep things balanced. Light one up and you’re hit with a clean euphoric buzz that lifts you up just enough to take the edge off, followed by a relaxing, mood-brightening glide. Not quite couch lock. Not quite zippy. Just that perfect in-between high that works anytime after lunch.
With 20% THC and 1% CBD, Cheese Auto hits a reliable mid-high range. It’s potent enough to feel, but not so overwhelming it’ll have you second-guessing your life choices. Expect a steady buzz that won’t leave you glued to the floor unless you go back for round three.
This one’s loaded with the kind of terpenes that stink up a grow tent in the best way possible. Beta-caryophyllene adds a bit of spicy earthiness. Pinene brings in a fresh bite, and linalool lends a soft floral undertone that smooths out the funk. And then there's limonene, giving just enough citrus to keep the whole thing from turning into a full-on cheese platter. It’s loud, layered, and seriously aromatic.
Despite being labeled for more advanced growers, Cheese Auto isn’t difficult in the traditional sense. It’s just a little particular. Think of it like an old amplifier: dial it in right and it sings. Mess around too much and you’ll get feedback. Keep your temps steady, don't overfeed, and it'll reward you with thick buds and that unmistakable stink.
Indoors, Cheese Auto is an ideal candidate for small setups. It stays short and squat, easy to tuck into a grow tent or a tight cabinet setup. Expect heights around 28 inch to 39 inch. Outdoors, this strain can stretch a little taller, hitting around 31 inch to 47 inch, and it does well in drier, warmer climates like Mediterranean and temperate zones. It’s surprisingly tolerant of cooler nights. Just don’t expect it to love heavy rain or extreme humidity. Those dense buds can get crowded fast.
This strain finishes flowering in just 49 to 56 days, which means you’re not waiting around all season for results. Indoors, expect a solid yield in the range of 1.1–1.5 oz per square feet. Outdoors, plants can produce around 5.6–7.4 oz per plant, depending on conditions. Not bad for a compact autoflower that stays around the 39 inch mark at most.
Whether you’re chasing that classic stank or just want a fast-finishing plant that delivers dense buds and a reliable high, Cheese Auto checks all the boxes. Fast, funky, and full of character, this is one for growers who know what they like and want more of it. Pick up your Cheese Auto seeds today at WeedSeedsExpress and bring home a bit of UK cannabis history, no passport required.
Lineage | Critical X Cheese Auto |
Flowering Type | autoflower |
Gender | feminized |
Genotype | Hybrid |
Ratio | 40 % Sativa / 40 % Indica / 20 % Ruderalis |
Grower Profile | Advanced |
THC | Up to 20.00% |
CBD | Up to 1.00% |
Yield Indoor | Up to 1.5 oz/sq. ft |
Yield Outdoor | Up to 7 oz/plant |
Height Indoor | Up to 39 inch |
Height Outdoor | Up to 47 inch |
Climate | Mediterranean, Arid, Temperate |
Flowering Time | 49 to 56 days |
Flavors | Cheese, Earthy, Skunk, Sweet, Woody |
Terpines | Beta Pinene, Alpha Pinene, Beta Caryophyllene, Linalool, Limonene |
Effects | Happy, Relaxed, Uplifting, Euphoric |
This Cheese is one of my old time favorites for growing. The aroma of the plants fills my whole house which I love mate! i live pretty isolated so nobody is bothered by the typical pungent smell of the Cheese but if you want to grow stealth, pick another strain. Thanks to the Express for delivering my order in time, great support you guys have!
Just perfect: from ordering till germinating. No problems
1 found this usefulWhat a lovely strain to grow and to smoke. Such a unique smell and taste. Damn i like this strain. However WSE tolt me this strain is for a moderate grower (i'm a beginner) i didn't had any hard times growing this auto. As what I expected from this "big line" the yields where pretty good. I have now purchased Cheese feminized non-autoflowers and looking forward to grow that strain as well.
These cheeses are great. The only drawback is the fairly long flowering time of this autoflower, but patience is a virtue. My plants have delivered fairly large harvests. Especially compared to the autoflowers I have previously grown.
Cheese meets everything I could wish for. Automatically flowering, good yield and easy to grow. The weed helps me to alleviate the pain. This allows me to go through life without pain. If I smoke too much, it will cause a couch lock, so I only use it when I have to go outside. The high is very euphoric and feels like a warm blanket of happiness. If you get the chance to grow and smoke this strain you should give it a try, you will not be disappointed
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