Wedding Cake

Why you should buy Wedding Cake seeds

Wedding Cake isn’t just a pretty name slapped on some mid-tier bud. This one's the real deal. Dense, delicious, and stronger than she has any right to be, Wedding Cake hits that sweet spot between flavour bomb and full-body knockout. She's got the kind of high that makes your cheeks go warm and your brain start drifting in the nicest possible way.

And the best part? She’s a dream to grow. High fungal resistance, compact indoor size, generous yields, and a terpene profile that smells like a bakery got raided by a spice rack. You don’t need to be a master grower to pull something impressive out of her. Just give her decent light and a bit of love, and she’ll do the rest.

Strain Overview

Origin

Wedding Cake comes from serious pedigree: Girl Scout Cookies crossed with Cherry Pie. GSC brings the heavy-hitting, cookie-dough sweetness. Cherry Pie throws in that tart berry twist with a bit more indica heft. The result is a rock-solid hybrid that leans heavily indica but still keeps your mind above water. She came out of the West Coast originally, but these days she’s worldwide. And for good reason.

Effects & flavours

Let’s get one thing straight. This isn’t a get-up-and-go strain. Not unless “get up and melt into the couch with a dumb grin” is what you’re after. That 23% THC doesn’t mess around. Expect a euphoric lift early on, followed by a heavy, relaxing body buzz that lingers for hours. It’s the kind of high that doesn’t just take the edge off. It kicks the whole edge out of the room.

flavour-wise, Wedding Cake lives up to the hype. You get sweet berry and a bit of vanilla at first, but then the woody spice kicks in and gives it depth. There's a little earthy funk on the back end too. Not overpowering, just enough to remind you this is proper old-school fire under the frosting.

THC & CBD Levels

With 23% THC and 1% CBD, Wedding Cake brings the heat but stays balanced enough to not feel overwhelming if you pace yourself. It’s strong, yes, but smooth. You feel it settle in waves, not in one big hit to the face. Ideal for evenings, lazy weekends, or those moments when you just want everything to slow the hell down.

Terpenes

There’s a lot going on here. Limonene and Myrcene kick things off with citrusy brightness and that signature chill. Then Caryophyllene shows up with its peppery body-melt magic. Linalool and Nerolidol round out the sedative side. Alpha and Beta Pinene throw in a whiff of forest freshness. You’ve also got notes of spice, wood, a bit of herbal zip. Honestly, it’s kind of ridiculous how much is packed into this terp profile. It’s a nose-pleaser and a crowd-pleaser.

Growing Wedding Cake Seeds

Grow Difficulty

Wedding Cake makes things easy. She doesn’t stretch too much indoors, handles changes in temp like a champ, and shrugs off humidity better than most. New growers love her because she’s forgiving. Old hands love her because she still delivers the kind of yield and quality you usually have to work harder for. She’s just one of those strains that grows like she knows what she’s doing.

Indoor vs. Outdoor Growing

Indoors, she stays nice and manageable, around 35 inch to 39 inch. Great for tents, closets, or converted garden sheds. Outdoors, though, she likes to stretch out. You can see her hit 71 inch to 79 inch if she’s got the space and sun for it. Either way, she stacks weight evenly and her buds finish dense, frosty, and loud. Greenhouses? Absolutely. She’ll thrive there too.

Flowering Time & Yield

She finishes flowering in about 56 to 63 days, which is quick for what she offers. Indoors, you’re looking at yields around 1.5–1.6 oz per square feet if you treat her right. Outdoors, expect something in the range of 17.6–19.4 oz per plant, sometimes more if the conditions are just right. And this isn’t fluffy popcorn either. These are chunky, sugar-coated nugs that smell like trouble and taste like dessert.

Buy Wedding Cake Seeds Online at WeedSeedsExpress

If you want something that’s easy to grow, ridiculously tasty, and potent enough to turn your evenings into marshmallow mode, Wedding Cake should be at the top of your list. She’s beautiful, bountiful, and built for both beginners and connoisseurs. Grab your feminised Wedding Cake seeds right here at WeedSeedsExpress, and grow something that actually lives up to the hype.