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Fat BastardPhotoperiodFeminised
Fat Bastard is a cannabis strain with very high levels of THC. These seeds have balanced, relaxing effects and carry a distinct skunk aroma.
- Up to 38% THC
- High THC levels
- 50% Sativa / 50% Indica
- Easy to grow
- Discreet and fast shipping to UK
- Free shipping above £55.00
- Germination Guarantee
- 4.7/5 Based on 2020 reviews
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Fat Bastard
PhotoperiodFeminisedBOGO
Fat Bastard is a cannabis strain with very high levels of THC. These seeds have balanced, relaxing effects and carry a distinct skunk aroma.
- Up to 38% THC
- High THC levels
- 50% Sativa / 50% Indica
- Easy to grow
- Discreet and fast shipping to UK
- Free shipping above £55.00
- Germination Guarantee
- 4.7/5 Based on 2020 reviews
Secure payment options
When it comes to strains that deliver both in size and power, Fat Bastard doesn't play around. A solid hybrid born from Goldmember and Monkey Spunk, this strain is perfect for those who want fat, chunky colas with a high that’ll make your head spin—in a good way.
At 38% THC, Fat Bastard isn’t for beginners, but for those who know their weed and want the real deal.
Fat Bastard’s Big Personality
This strain gives you a little bit of everything: the Sativa to lift your spirits and the Indica to keep you glued to the couch when it’s time to chill. It’s fruity, it’s skunky, and it’s loud.
Every puff is a burst of terpenes like caryophyllene and myrcene, so you know it’ll hit all the right notes.
Easy Growing, Huge Yields
Don’t let the name fool you, growing Fat Bastard feminised seeds is straightforward. Indoors, expect to pull in up to 600g per m² in just 8-9 weeks. Outdoors, if you’ve got the space, you’re looking at 900g per plant by harvest time in October.
Whether you’re using a Sea of Green (SOG) setup, trying your hand at ScrOG, or just doing your thing outdoors, these seeds are built to give you hefty yields without too much fuss.
Why Go for Fat Bastard?
Fat Bastard is for the pros, the heavy hitters, and anyone who’s ready for a strain that takes things up a notch. With its monster THC content and rich flavours, you won’t just get high—you’ll get launched. Think you can handle it?
Ordering Information
We offer fast and discreet shipping to the United Kingdom from our European warehouse.
The average shipping time to the UK is between 2 & 8 business days, depending on your location.
You can find further details about our ordering conditions related to shipping, payment, and guarantees below.
Discreetly packaged
Your privacy matters. Our shipments are super discreet, with no mention of cannabis or seeds anywhere.
Delivery time
You can expect your order within 2 to 8 business days.
Free replacement
In rare cases where your seeds get damaged or lost during shipping, we’ll replace them for free!
