Tropical, tasty and just the right kind of strong, Berner’s Cookies delivers smooth sativa energy with a mellow edge. Big yields, big flavour and a buzz that sticks around for hours.
Tropical, tasty and just the right kind of strong, Berner’s Cookies delivers smooth sativa energy with a mellow edge. Big yields, big flavour and a buzz that sticks around for hours.
Berner's Cookies isn't just another hybrid. It's basically cannabis royalty. You've got Girl Scout Cookies and Tangie as parents, and honestly, that's a combo worth shouting about. Imagine kicking back with your feet up, warm breeze blowing, biting into the juiciest slice of tropical pie. Yeah, smoking Berner's Cookies is kinda like that. It's got this chill yet uplifting vibe, perfect for brightening up a boring afternoon.
Berner’s Cookies comes straight from the West Coast legend himself, Berner. If you've smoked anything else from him, you'll know he's got the Midas touch. This strain takes Girl Scout Cookies' famous sweetness and blends it with Tangie’s zingy citrus flavour, so good you'll definitely wanna brag to your friends about it.
Let's talk flavour. Berner's Cookies smacks you first with fruity sweetness, chased by a bit of strawberry, citrus zest, and some earthy pine. Somewhere in there, there's even a hint of creamy goodness sneaking around. Honestly, smoking this feels like inhaling sunshine, pure, tasty bliss.
Effect-wise, you're getting a cool combo of energetic creativity and laid-back relaxation. Early on, your mind gets a nice, creative buzz going, perfect for hanging out, chatting, or doing something artsy. Later, it slides into this super chill, tingly sensation that makes you want to raid your snack drawer. You've been warned.
Berner’s Cookies hits about 22% THC, strong enough to keep seasoned smokers happy, but chill enough if you're still getting your feet wet. CBD is barely there at 0.07%, meaning THC is front and center, just the way you like it.
Terpene-wise, this one is stacked. You’ve got Terpinolene giving off fresh pine vibes, Limonene adding a zesty lift, and Caryophyllene bringing a bit of spicy warmth. Throw in Myrcene, Pinene, and Linalool for that calm, chill backbone, and you've got yourself a mood-enhancing cocktail you can actually smoke.
Berner's Cookies is chill enough for first-timers but still fun for seasoned growers. Basically, it's not gonna throw you any nasty curveballs, even if you're still figuring things out.
Indoors, this strain is a breeze. She stays pretty manageable at around 100 cm to 140 cm cm, no wild stretching or plant wrestling needed. If you've ever dealt with an indoor jungle, you'll appreciate how cooperative Berner’s Cookies is. She handles training methods like topping and ScrOG like a champ, responding nicely to a bit of TLC.
Outdoors, she's happiest under temperate, Mediterranean, or tropical skies, soaking up sunshine and stretching out comfortably to about 140 cm to 200 cm cm. Got a greenhouse? Even better. You’ll get a nice bump in yield and quality with the extra bit of control.
Flowering takes about 63 to 70 days, which is pretty standard but totally worth it. Indoors, expect a solid haul of around 450 gram to 575 gram grams per m². Outdoors is even better, pulling in around 575 gram to 700 gram grams per plant. Enough for your own stash, plus maybe a buddy’s jar, if you're feeling generous (or if they bug you enough).
Ready for some next-level good vibes in your garden? Order Berner's Cookies seeds online at WeedSeedsExpress, and we’ll get them shipped out discreetly and quick, so you can start your next grow pronto.
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We are one of the few seed banks that still ship to New Zealand, and we have many happy Kiwi customers.
Orders to NZ typically take between 10 & 26 business days.
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